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C is for Classy

One bumbling federal minister (is there any other kind?) gets caught on tape saying the isotope shortage scandal is "sexy" and that she wants credit for fixing it. Because the best word to describe people not getting cancer treatment due to your ineptitude is ‘sexy’.

And then the Prime Minister says he won’t take any Gitmo detainees off of US hands, including former child soldier and actual Canadian citizen Omar Khadr, whose life is some bizarre cross between the work of Franz Kafka and Roald Dahl. (The only ones who care less about Khadr’s well-being are his family.) Most good national leaders wouldn’t be caught dead saying they’ll let a contrived, illegal foreign judicial process decide the fate of a natural-born citizen. But we don’t need a hidden tape recorder to divine Harper’s words—he said that shit on Fox News, of all places.

Keep it classy, Conservative Party! End.


 

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